Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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