would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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