My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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