Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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