Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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