sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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