Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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