I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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