I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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