There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Oh god it's open bar.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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