thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I love having hate sex.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I need water and some morals
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
