Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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