i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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