STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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