i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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