Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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