It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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