I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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