am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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