I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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