So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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