What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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