He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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