Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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