Whod you bang
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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