She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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