Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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