Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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