that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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