What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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