The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
either way he was missing a nipple.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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