You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My balls are so social today.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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