dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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