i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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