all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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