oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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