you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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