You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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