So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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