its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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