Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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