i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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