how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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