I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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