I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
