hell yes lets make some ravioli
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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