why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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