On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
zippers are such a cool invention
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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