The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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