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(650): View more from California

PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?

(773): View more from Illinois

No - puma.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A

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(951): View more from California

All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?

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(408): View more from California

After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.

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