Where is the hickey?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
