Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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