I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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