Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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