is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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