How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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