He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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