He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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