Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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